I finally captured the elusive S.O.U.S. (Squirrel Of Unusual Size) on film (well, camera phone, but whatever).
I would like you to please note a few things:
1. The S.O.U.S.'s
body is as big as my foot
2. My foot is a size 8
3. He is not scared of me
4. It's possible he's thinking of attacking me
5. He probably told his cousin, on the other side of the park, to chase me. And chase me, his cousin did. Thankfully, I outran him.
6. I'm pretty sure that's Canada goose poop beside the menace.